Talent For The Future

Tron Legacy Trailer

2009-07-28T12:48:00.009-04:00

It looks a lot better then I thought it would, because Lebowski is in it.

Key Shaped Pocket Knife

2009-06-23T16:31:00.002-04:00

Pretty cool little gadget that will save you some pocket space. Price:$24.99 USD
Check it out here!

Steve Brule's Last Resort Fighting

2009-05-27T21:50:00.001-04:00

From the Tim and Eric Awesome show featuring John C. Reilly.

100 Best Movie Lines in 200 Seconds

2009-05-27T10:36:00.000-04:00

Party Album from 1985

2009-05-23T16:25:00.000-04:00

Inappropriate Soundtrack: The Exorcist

2009-05-22T13:20:00.000-04:00

Billy Mays Impact Gel

2009-05-19T15:32:00.001-04:00

THE WORST LAUGH IN THE WORLD !!!

2009-05-14T16:10:00.000-04:00

Mentos Star Trek

2009-05-13T15:32:00.001-04:00

Bill Cosby Impression

2009-05-08T15:56:00.001-04:00

The worst Bill Cosby impression of all time. Funny or sad...? You decide.

Cleveland Tourism Video

2009-05-05T10:27:00.002-04:00

Tourism video does it's best to try and attract people to come to Cleveland.

Obnoxious Groundhog

2009-05-05T10:20:00.002-04:00

District 9 Trailer

2009-05-04T11:46:00.004-04:00

The film is created by Neill Blomkamp and depicts a fictional world where extraterrestrials have become refugees in South Africa. It was originally a short film but has been given the feature film treatment. Hopefully this film does well and Blomkamp can start filming Halo.

Death Via Basketball

2009-05-01T19:24:00.002-04:00

Playboy Bunny Kristy Swanson caves an old lady's(ugly old broad from the Goonies)head in with a basketball.

Freestyle CX

2009-05-01T19:13:00.002-04:00

The new Freestyle CX is great as a stand-alone tool, because it takes up so little space, it's also the perfect companion for those activity-specific tools that don¿t feature pliers or a knife. Featuring DLC coating for scratch and corrosion resistance this is one little tool that's up for the big jobs. To hold it folded is to appreciate the ergonomic grip that makes opening the outside accessible blade smooth and fast like a pocket knife. To unfold it and work the plier is to understand that torque power, when engineered correctly, is not a matter of size, but a matter of years of design expertise.
PRICE:$59.85 USD CHECK IT OUT!

Pac Man

2009-05-01T10:50:00.002-04:00

Theodore Rex

2009-04-30T11:31:00.002-04:00

Whoopi Goldberg teams up with a dinosaur. Here's a hint, the dinosaur isn't from the View.

Hello Dave!

2009-04-29T11:57:00.000-04:00

You want to be cremated or buried

2009-04-29T11:50:00.002-04:00

Moms On The Net

2009-04-27T17:31:00.001-04:00

Christian Audigier Shorts

2009-04-25T17:40:00.003-04:00

Own the boldest, most amazing shorts that money can buy with these colorful Christian Audigier board shorts inspired by Ed Hardy.
PRICE $109USD CHECK IT OUT!

Fabio: Model/Actor/Pirate

2009-04-25T12:05:00.000-04:00

Best John Mayer Fan Ever

2009-04-23T23:01:00.001-04:00

Jason Statham in "Diabetes"

2009-04-15T18:21:00.002-04:00

Hilary Nutcracker

2009-04-15T18:16:00.003-04:00

Love her or hate her... you'll have nonstop fun cracking nuts with Hillary. Regardless of your affiliation (Republican or Democrat) you've just found your new favorite kitchen tool!
PRICE $14.99 USD CHECK IT OUT!

Book Of Secrets

2009-04-15T18:02:00.005-04:00

Did you know there's a secret daily flight from the United States to Cuba? Or, that in 1966, the U.S. government smashed a bacteria-laden light bulb inside the New York subway system? Thomas Eaton's Book of Secrets reveals hundreds of clandestine, covert, surreptitious, furtive, hush-hush, and taboo pop-cultural and historical curiosities, from government cover-ups to marketing tricks to Colonel Sander's secret recipe. Practical secrets are also revealed, such as how to obtain a flight upgrade, speak in public, or win friends and influence people. Production features include a Kivar cover with rounded corners and foil stamping.
PRICE: $6 CHECK IT OUT!

Redneck Rodeo

2009-04-15T17:53:00.001-04:00

Dan Quinn's Newest Vid

2009-04-15T16:53:00.004-04:00

Guy Flails And Screams On Live Talk Show

2009-04-14T16:03:00.001-04:00

Will You Be Here Tomorrow

2009-04-14T16:01:00.000-04:00

Knives vs Cops

2009-04-14T16:00:00.000-04:00

Werewolf in a Women's Prison Trailer

2009-04-14T15:59:00.000-04:00

Worlds Worst Comedian

2009-04-14T15:56:00.000-04:00

Lou Ferrigno throws a bear into space

2009-04-12T11:04:00.000-04:00

Like a Boss - SNL Digital Short

2009-04-08T08:56:00.002-04:00

Samurai Sword Umbrella

2009-03-31T23:15:00.003-04:00

Purchasing the Samurai sword umbrella will transform you into the ultimate badass in an instant.
PRICE: $29.99 USD CHECK IT OUT!

ThumbTacks

2009-03-31T23:03:00.003-04:00

The ThumbTack is a ultra small recording device for Ipod Nano 4g and Ipod Touch 2g. It is shaped like a thumbtack and produces quality sound recording.
PRICE $12.99USD CHECK IT OUT!

Pick up chicks using your fridge.

2009-03-30T22:59:00.003-04:00

ShotCarver

2009-03-30T22:39:00.002-04:00

A pretty cool little gadget that makes a shot glass out of the fruit of your choice,
CHECK IT OUT! PRICE:$11.99 USD

Iron Man Vs Bruce Lee

2009-03-26T03:09:00.000-04:00

Movies: Crank 2 Trailer

2009-03-25T08:53:00.000-04:00

Gear: Nike Air Pegasus

2009-03-25T08:36:00.003-04:00

The Pegasus '83 are the alternative to the '89's. Whether your working out or just hanging out, these shows will definately fill the void.

PRICE: $72.00 Check em out!

Gadgets: Black Screen Watch

2009-03-25T08:12:00.003-04:00

The sleek, featureless face of the Black Screen Watch displays the time and date in digital format using LEDs only when its button is pressed. Once the button is released, the screen returns to its jet black sleakness.

PRICE: $190

Find out more!

Billy Mays Hercules Hooks

2009-03-25T07:22:00.000-04:00

Macho Man in Left For Dead?

2009-03-25T07:20:00.001-04:00

Parkour Champion

2009-03-25T07:15:00.002-04:00

Captain Mark Approves

2009-03-25T07:12:00.001-04:00

Robocop Fried Chicken Commercial

2009-03-25T07:10:00.000-04:00

Lego Silence of the Lambs

2009-03-25T07:01:00.000-04:00

Christmas Morning

2008-12-25T22:13:00.001-05:00

Judge Dredd Law

2008-12-25T22:08:00.000-05:00

RoboCop Rap

2008-12-16T23:53:00.000-05:00

Darth Vader Vs. Cpt. Picard

2008-12-01T13:36:00.001-05:00

Playing Super Mario

2008-11-29T14:01:00.000-05:00

Home Depot Wedding

2008-11-29T13:45:00.000-05:00

Cooking By The Book (Remix)

2008-11-29T13:17:00.001-05:00

Fat Guy Gets Run Over By Golf Cart

2008-11-19T15:31:00.000-05:00

Macgyver Smack

2008-11-17T21:01:00.000-05:00

The New Haircut

2008-11-14T14:41:00.000-05:00

4 cans of copenhagen

2008-11-12T21:37:00.000-05:00

Idiot Swallows Contents Of Ashtray

2008-11-12T21:35:00.000-05:00

Steven Seagal Running

2008-11-12T15:05:00.000-05:00

The Man Code

2008-11-04T18:53:00.002-05:00

1. If you've known a guy for more than 24 hours, his sister is off limits forever! Unless you actually marry her.

2. When questioned by a friend's girlfriend, you need not and should not provide any information as to his whereabouts. You are even permitted to deny his very existence.

3. Unless he murdered someone in your immediate family, you must bail a friend out of jail within 24 hours.

4. A best man's toast may not include any of the following phrases, "down in Tijuana", "one time when we were all piss drunk", or "and this girl had the biggest rack you ever saw".

5. You may exaggerate any anecdote told to your friends by 50% without recrimination, beyond that anyone within earshot is allowed to yell out "bullshit!". (exception: when trying to pick up a
girl, the allowable exaggeration is 400%)

6. Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella.

7. The minimum amount of time you have to wait for another man is 5 minutes. The maximum is 6 minutes. For a girl, you are required to wait 10 minutes for every point of hotness she scores on the classic 1-10 scale.

8. Bitching about the brand of free beverages in your buddy's refrigerator is forbidden. But gripe at will if the temperature is not suitable.

9. A friend must be permitted to borrow anything you own - grill, car, firstborn child - within 12 hr notice. Women or anything considered "lucky" are not applicable in this case.

10. Falling on a grenade for a buddy (agreeing to distract the skanky friend of the hot babe he's trying to score) is your legal duty. But should you get carried away with your good deed and end up getting on the beast, your pal is forbidden to ever speak of it.

11. Do not torpedo single friends.

12. On a road trip, the strongest bladder determines pit stops, not the weakest.

13. Before dating a buddy's ex you are required to ask his permission. If he grants it, he is
however allowed to say, "man, your gonna love the way she licks your balls"

14. Women who claim they "love to watch sports" must be treated as spies until they demonstrate knowledge of the game and the ability to pick a Buffalo wing clean.

15. If a mans zipper is down, that?s his problem, you didn?t see anything!

16. No man shall ever be required to buy a birthday present for another man. (in fact, even
remembering your best friends birthday is optional)

17. You must offer heartfelt condolences over the death of a girlfriends cat, even if it was you who secretly set it on fire and threw it into a ceiling fan.

18. While your girlfriend must bond with your buddies girlfriends with in 30 minutes of meeting them, you are not required to make nice with her gal pal's boyfriends- low level sports bonding is all the law requires.

19. Unless you have a lucrative endorsement contract, do not appear in public wearing more than one Nike swoosh.

20. When stumbling upon other guys watching a sporting event, you may always ask the score of the game in progress, but you may never ask who's playing.

21. If your girlfriend asks to set your friend up with her ugly, whiny, loser friend of hers, you must grant permission, but only if you have ample time to warn your friend to prepare his excuse about joining the priesthood.

22. Only in a situation of mortal danger or ass peril are you permitted to kick another member of the male species in the testicles.

23. Unless you're in prison, never fight naked. This includes men who aren't wearing shirts. If your buddy is outnumbered outmanned, or too drunk to defend himself, you must jump into the fight. Exception: if during the past 24 hours your friends actions have caused you to think "what this guy needs is a good ass wuppin", in which case you may refrain from getting involved and stand back and enjoy.

24. Friends don?t let friends wear speedos. Ever. Case closed.

25. Fives must be called at all times when getting out of your seat. If not, your seat is up for grabs. However, "house rules" may come into effect, in which case it is left up to the owner of the seat.

26. Shotgun can be called on anything where a shotgun applies., as long as you are in eyesight of the object, or it is at a reasonable time.

27. When picking players for sports teams it is permissible to skip over your buddy in favor of better athletes- as long as you don?t let him be the last sorry son of a bitch standing on the sideline.

28. If you ever compliment a guy's six pack, you better be talking about his choice of beverage.

29. Never join your girlfriend in ragging on a buddy of yours, unless she is withholding sex, pending your response.

30. Phrases that may never be uttered to another man while lifting weights:
"Yeah, baby, push it!"
"Come on, give me one more, harder!"
"Another set and we can hit the showers"
"Nice ass! Are you a Sagittarius?"

31. Never hesitate to reach for the last beverage or pizza, but not both. That?s just mean.

32. Never talk to another man in the bathroom unless you are on equal footing: both urinating, both waiting in line for all other situations an "I recognize you" nod will do just fine.

33. Never allow a telephone conversation with a woman to go on longer than you are able to have sex with her. Keep a stopwatch nearby, hang up if necessary.

34. You can not rat out a friend who show's up to work or class with a massive hangover, however you may: hide the aspirin, smear his chair with limburger cheese, turn the brightness on his computer way up so he thinks its broken, or have him paged every seven minutes.

35. If you catch your girl messing around with your best friend, let your states crime of passion laws be your guide.

36. If your buddy is trying to hook up with a girl, you may sabotage him only in a manor that gives you no chances of getting any either.

37. Before allowing a drunken friend to cheat on his girl, you must attempt one intervention. If he can get up on his feet, look you in the eye, and deliver a "fuck off" then you are absolved from all responsibility. Later on it is ok that you have no idea what his girlfriend is talking about.

38. The morning after you and a babe, who was formerly "just a friend", go at it, the fact that you're feeling weird and guilty is no reason not to jump on her again before there is a discussion about what a big mistake it was.

39. If a buddy has lint, an eyelash, or any other foreign object on his hair or face, under no circumstances are you permitted to remove it. However an appropriate hand gesture may be made to make him aware of it.

40. An anniversary is recognized on a yearly basis, under no circumstances will anything be celebrated in an interval other than a year

41. When using a urinal in a public restroom, a buffer zone of at least one urinal will exist at all times. If the only empty urinal is directly next to an occupied on, then you are still required to wait. (Exception: at a sporting event where a line has formed to use the pisser)

42. When coming to a room which you know is occupied by your friend and possibly another girl, you must knock and wait for an adequate response. If no response occurs, and the door is locked, a 10 minute period is required before knocking again.

43. The only time dicking over a buddy for a girl is legal, is when the girl ranks a 8 or above on the 1-10 scale. (exception: a girl may rank from 5-7, as long as there is oral sex involved).

44. A mans gotta scratch what a mans gotta scratch. This applies to picking as well. Let the man be.

45. No man shall ever watch any of the following programs on TV:
Figure skating
Men's gymnastics
Any sport involving women (unless viewed for sexual purposes)

46. If you accidentally touch or brush against any part of another man below the waist, it is an understood accident, and NO apologies or any reference to the occurrence is necessary.

47. No man shall spend more than 2 minutes in front of a mirror. If more time is required, a three minute waiting period must be allowed before returning to the mirror.

48. Any dispute lasting any longer than 3 minutes will and must be settled by rock, paper, scissors. There is no argument too important for this determining method.

49. No man will ever willingly watch a movie in which the main theme is dancing, and if a man shall happen to view such a movie it is only acceptable if its with a girlfriend.

50. Only acceptable time when a man is allowed to cry:
when a heroic dog dies to save his master.
after being struck in the testicles with anything moving fast than 7 mph.
When your date is using her teeth.
The day Anna Kornikova chooses a husband.

51. If a bet is made, and the challenge is completed, then the bettor may recoup his money by immediately completing a more daring challenge. If he refuses the challenge or chooses not to propose one, then and only then, must the money be paid.

52. Masturbate often. (exception: if your roommate is due back within the hour)

53. If a hot girl shall happen to pass by while you are in an arms reach of your buddy, you must, and will, tap him on the shoulder to make him aware of the babe.

54. A man's shoes may not intentionally match any other article of clothing on his body.

55. No comment shall ever be made to a man about how much he is sweating. In fact, there is no need bring notice to any body part which he may be sweating from.

56. No man shall ever allow anyone to speak ill of The Simpsons or any Rocky movie. (Exception: Rocky V)

57. You have not made any mistake if you find that there are extra pieces after reassembling or assembling an object. In fact, you have just found a way to make that object more efficient.

58. There are is never an occasion in which any shirt without buttons may be tucked in. (Exception: when you are participating in a organized sporting event)

59. Unless you are under the age of 11 or wearing a bathing suit,, DON?T wear whitey tighty's. It still escapes all reasoning as to why they even make them in adult sizes.

60. Any object thrown with reasonable speed and accuracy, MUST be caught.

61. No man shall ever keep track of, or count, the amount of beers he has had in a night.

62. Under no circumstances may two non-related men share a bed or anything which can be perceived as a mattress.

63. In an empty room, car, ect., a man can not ask another man if he is mad because he isn?t talking.

64. If you jiggle more than twice, your playing with it.

65. A man shall never help another man apply sun tan oil.

66. The guy who wants something the most is responsible for getting it.

67. If your friend says "Lick my nuts" as a way to put you down, don't try to be funny by saying "OK" and moving your head towards his crotch, two homosexual references in a row are just plain scary...

68. If you say ouch, you are a pussy!

69. It is the God given duty of every man to assist any other man that may be in need of assistance in obtaining every guys dream (threesome with two girls)

* with every set of laws, there are appropriate punishments. If any man shall happen to break any one of these codes, he will be found guilty, and will, for 24 hours from the time of the violation, be considered NOT A MAN. During this time he will not be referred to in any masculine way, and he shall bear the name Princess.

Streaming NHL

2008-10-30T19:27:00.006-04:00

Tired of the buffering issues with SOPCAST and too much of a cheap ass for Centre Ice. Then you should check out HockeyStreams.com

Features
- Live Pre-Season Games
- Live Regular Season Games
- Live Post Season Games
- Live NHL© All-Star Game
- Live NHL© Draft
- Live NHL© Player Awards
- Live Olympics
- Memorial Cup
- Archived Games
- Trade Deadline on multiple stations
- Rumour-Mill Access
- Video is streamed at 550KBit, 30 Frames per second
-Monthly Raffle for Hockey Jersey worth over $300

Subscription Amounts are:
- $3.99 per day
- $9.99 per month
- $19.99 every 3 months
- $29.99 every 6 months
- $49.99 per year

If you are a hardcore hockey fan HockeyStreams is your best option.

Nailin Your Wife

2008-10-22T11:40:00.000-04:00

Kids In The Hall

2008-10-22T11:34:00.001-04:00

Great sketch from kids in the hall.

Funny But Gruesome Fight Scene

2008-10-22T11:05:00.001-04:00

Epic Fight Scene

2008-10-22T10:59:00.001-04:00

Bride Falling Into Pool

2008-10-22T10:32:00.002-04:00

The title sums up this video perfectly.

Unborn Trailer

2008-10-12T18:31:00.001-04:00

Saints Row 2 Trailer

2008-10-09T23:16:00.000-04:00

Little Britain Compilation

2008-10-03T11:39:00.000-04:00

Hilarious Fight Scene

2008-10-01T17:40:00.002-04:00

Zach And Miri Make A Porno

2008-09-30T13:41:00.002-04:00

A hilarious trailer for a new movie by Kevin Smith.

C&C Red Alert 3

2008-09-25T15:38:00.003-04:00

Trailer for the new Command and Conquer game. The trailer is titled "remix" and features MMA stars Gina Carano and Randy Couture and a bunch of other actors.

Google Android Phone

2008-09-25T15:21:00.000-04:00

Google's response to the Iphone.

Max Payne Trailer

2008-09-19T17:25:00.000-04:00

Tyrone Spong HL

2008-09-17T16:45:00.001-04:00

Megan Fox Photos

2008-09-17T14:54:00.005-04:00

Prank Calls

2008-09-17T12:10:00.007-04:00

I found some very old prank call .wav files and figured I would post them. I have no idea were they are from but some of them are pretty funny.

http://www.mediafire.com/?znyq2tezqqk

Offensive Jokes

2008-09-17T12:01:00.004-04:00

Something to Offend Everyone

Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? Ask your Mom.

How do you Know when you're REALLY ugly? Dogs hump your leg with their eyes closed.

What is the quickest way to clear out a men's restroom? Say, "Nice dick."

How do you know you're leading a sad life? When a nymphomaniac tells you, "Let's just be friends."

Why don't bunnies make noise when they make love? Because they have cotton balls.

Mom's have Mother's Day, Father's have Father's Day. What do single guys have? Palm Sunday

Why is being in the military like a blowjob? The closer you get to discharge, the better you feel.

What do you call a ninety year old man who can still masturbate? Miracle Whip.

What does a 75 year old woman have between her breasts? Her navel.

What has a whole bunch of little balls and screws old ladies? A bingo machine.

What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW? The porcupine has pricks on the outside.

Why did God create alcohol? So ugly people have a chance to have sex too.

What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant? "Are you sure it's mine?"

What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Beer nuts are a $1.25 but deer nuts are always under a buck.

What three two-letter words denote "small"? "Is it in?"

Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex? Mace will do that to you.

If you are having sex with two women and one more woman walks in, what do you have? Divorce proceedings, most likely.

Why did OJ Simpson want to move to West Virginia? Everyone has the same DNA.

A beggar walked up to a well dressed woman shopping on Rodeo Drive and said "I haven't eaten anything in four days. " She looked at him and said, "God, I wish I had your willpower."

How can you tell the Irish guy is in the hospital? He's the one blowing the foam off of his bedpan

Where does an Irish family go on vacation? A different bar.

Did you hear about the Chinese couple that had a retarded baby? They named him Sum Ting Wong.

What would you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other? A speech impediment.

What does it mean when the flag at the Post Office is flying at half mast? They're hiring.

What do toilets, a clitoris, and an anniversary have in common? Men miss them all.

Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? Breasts don't have eyes.

Why aren't there any Puerto Ricans on Star Trek? Because they're not going to work in the future, either.

Did you hear about the dyslexic Rabbi? He walks around saying, "Yo"

What do you call an Alabama farmer with a sheep under each arm? A pimp.

Why do drivers education classes in Redneck schools use the car only on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays? Because on Tuesday and Thursday, the Sex Ed class uses it.

What's the difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo? A southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of thecage, along with a recipe.

How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say shit? Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell BINGO!

What's the Cuban national anthem? "Row, Row, Row Your Boat"

What's the difference between a suburban fairy tale and a ghetto fairy tale? A suburban fairytale begins "Once upon a time..." A ghetto fairytale begins 'Y'all ain't

Adriana Lima

2008-09-16T13:47:00.003-04:00

Robocop vs Terminator

2008-09-10T16:38:00.001-04:00

Trailer Park Boys Compilation

2008-09-09T22:59:00.000-04:00

Random Clips

Best of Philadelphia Collins

Rickyisms

Resident Evil 5 Gameplay

2008-09-09T20:00:00.000-04:00

Best of Randy Marsh

2008-09-08T12:30:00.000-04:00

3 Free Muay Thai Magazines

2008-09-07T11:09:00.000-04:00

ISSUE # 1
http://www.martialconcept.com/nakmuaymag/issue1_nak_muay.pdf
ISSUE # 2
http://www.martialconcept.com/nakmuaymag/issue2_nak_muay.pdf
ISSUE # 3
http://www.martialconcept.com/nakmuaymag/issue3_nak_muay.pdf

Watchmen

2008-09-06T18:41:00.000-04:00

Watchmen is an upcoming badass movie by 300 director Zach Snyder. It is expected to come out in 2009. However, 20th Century Fox has brought a suit against Warner Bros. over rights to distribute, produce, and develop the film. This lawsuit could halt the release of the film.

Sandbag Training

2008-09-06T11:52:00.000-04:00

MMA Conditioning

Phobias

2008-09-05T17:58:00.001-04:00

Name: Fear of...
ablutophobia: bathing
acarophobia: itching
acerophobia: sourness
achluophobia: darkness
acousticophobia: noise
acrophobia: heights
aerophobia: drafts, air
agliophobia: pain
agoraphobia: open spaces
agrizoophobia: wild animals
agyrophobia: crossing the street
aichmophobia: needles and other pointed objects
ailurophobia: cats
albuminurophobia: kidney disease
alektorophobia: chickens
alliumphobia: garlic
allodoxaphobia: opinions
amathophobia: dust
amaxophobia: riding in a car
ambulophobia: walking
amychophobia: being scratched
anablephobia: looking up
androphobia: men
anemophobia: wind
Anglophobia: Britian
anthophobia: flowers
antlophobia: floods
anuptaphobia: staying single
apeirophobia: infinity
apiphobia: bees
arachibutyrophobia: peanut butter sticking to the roof of your mouth
arachnophobia: spiders
arithmophobia: numbers
asthenophobia: fainting
astrophobia: celestial space
ataxiophobia: muscular incoordination
ataxophobia: untidiness
atelophobia: imperfection
athazagoraphobia: being forgotten or ignored
atychiphobia: failure
autophobia: flutes
aurophobia: gold
auroraphobia: northern lights
automatonophobia: ventriloquist dummies, wax statues
automysophobia: being dirty
aviophobia: flying
bacillophobia: microbes
ballistophobia: missiles or bullets
barophobia: gravity
basophobia: inability to stand
bathophobia: depth
batrachophobia: amphibians
bibliophobia: books
bogyphobia: bogeymen
Bolshephobia: Bolheviks
bromidrosiphobia: body odors
bufonophobia: toads
cacophobia: ugliness
cainophobia: newness, novelty
caligynephobia: beautiful women
carcinophobia: cancer
cardiophobia: heart
carnophobia: meat
catagelophobia: being ridiculed
catapedaphobia: jumping
ceraunophobia: thunder
chaetophobia: hair
chemophobia: chemicals
cherophobia: gaiety
chionophobia: snow
chiratophobia: being touched
cholerophobia: anger
chorophobia: dancing
chrometophobia: money
chromophobia: colors
chronomentrophobia: clocks
cibophobia: food
claustrophobia: confined spaces
cleisiophobia: being locked in
climacophobia: stairs
clinophobia: going to bed
coimetrophobia: cemeteries
contreltophobia: constipation
coprophobia: feces
coulrophobia: clowns
cremnophobia: precipices
cryophobia: extreme cold
crystallophobia: crystal, glass
cyclophobia: bicycles
decidophobia: making decisions
defecaloesiophobia: painful bowel movements
deipnophobia: dining
dementophobia: insanity
demonophobia: demons
dendrophobia: trees
dentophobia: dentists
dermatophobia: skin lesions
didaskaleinophobia: school
dikephobia: justice
dinophobia: dizziness
diplophobia: double vision
dipsophobia: drinking
dishabiliophobia: undressing in front of someone
domatophobia: houses
doraphobia: animal fur or skins
dromophobia: crossing streets
dysmorphophobia: deformity
dystychiphobia: accidents
ecclesiophobia: church
eisoptrophobia: seeing oneself in a mirror
electrophobia: electricity
eleutherophobia: freedom
emetophobia: vomiting
enetophobia: pins
enochlophobia: crowds
enosiophobia: committing an unpardonable sin
entomophobia: insects
eosophobia: dawn or daylight
epistaxiophobia: nosebleeds
epistemophobia: knowledge
equinophobia: horses
eremophobia: being oneself
ereuthrophobia: blushing
ergohobia: work
erotophobia: sexual love
euphobia: hearing good news
eurotophobia: female genitalia
febriphobia: fever
Francophobia: France
frigophobia: cold
gamophobia: marriage
geliophobia: laughter
geniophobia: chins
genuphobia: knees
gerascophobia: growing old
glossophobia: speaking in public
gymnophobia: nudity
hadephobia: hell
hagiophobia: saints or holy things
harpaxophobia: being robbed
hedonophobia: feeling pleasure
heliophobia: the sun
hemophobia: blood
herpetophobia: reptiles
heterophobia: opposite sex
hodophobia: road travel
homichilophobia: fog
homilophobia: sermons
homophobia: homosexuality
hoplophobia: firearms
hydrophobia: water
hypeglaphobia: responsibility
latrophobia: doctors
ichthyophobia: fish
ilyngophobia: vertigo
insectophobia: insects
iophobia: poison
isolophobia: solitude
ithyphallophobia: erection
Japanophobia: Japanese
Judeophobia: Jews
kainolophobia: novelty
kategelophobia: ridicule
kathisophobia: sitting down
kenophobia: empty spaces
kinetophobia: motion
kleptophobia: stealing
kopophobia: fatigue
koniophobia: dust
kyphophobia: stooping
lachanophobia: vegetables
leprophobia: leprosy
leukophobia: the color white
ligyrophobia: loud noises
limnophobia: lakes
linonophobia: string
liticaphobia: lawsuits
lockiophobia: childbirth
logophobia: words
luiphobia: syphilis
lutraphobia: otters
lygophobia: darkness
mageirocophobia: cooking
malaxophobia: love play
mastigophobia: punishment
mechanophobia: machines
melophobia: music
menophobia: menstruation
merinthophobia: being tied up
metathesiophobia: changes
methyphobia: alcohol
microphobia: small things
misophobia: dirt or germs
mnemophobia: memories
motorphobia: automobiles
musophobia: mice
mycophobia: mushrooms
myxophobia: slime
necrophobia: death
neopharmaphobia: new drugs
neophobia: anything new
nephophobia: clouds
noctiphobia: night
nomatophobia: names
nosocomephobia: hostpitals
novercaphobia: stepmothers
numerophobia: numbers
ochophobia: vehicles
odontophobia: dental surgery
odynophobia: pain
Oenophobia: Fear of wines.
Oikophobia: Fear of home surroundings, house.
Olfactophobia: Fear of smells.
Ombrophobia: Fear of rain or of being rained on.
Ommetaphobia or Ommatophobia: Fear of eyes.
Oneirophobia: Fear of dreams.
Oneirogmophobia: Fear of wet dreams.
Onomatophobia: Fear of hearing a certain word or of names.
Ophidiophobia: Fear of snakes.
Ophthalmophobia: Fear of being stared at.
Opiophobia: Fear medical doctors experience of prescribing needed pain medications for patients.
Optophobia: Fear of opening one's eyes.
Ornithophobia: Fear of birds.
Orthophobia: Fear of property.
Osmophobia or Osphresiophobia: Fear of smells or odors.
Ostraconophobia: Fear of shellfish.
Ouranophobia: Fear of heaven.
Pagophobia: Fear of ice or frost.
Panthophobia: Fear of suffering and disease.
Panophobia or Pantophobia: Fear of everything.
Papaphobia: Fear of the Pope.
Papyrophobia: Fear of paper.
Paralipophobia: Fear of neglecting duty or responsibility.
Paraphobia: Fear of sexual perversion.
Parasitophobia: Fear of parasites.
Paraskavedekatriaphobia: Fear of Friday the 13th.
Parthenophobia: Fear of virgins or young girls.
Pathophobia: Fear of disease.
Patroiophobia: Fear of heredity.
Parturiphobia: Fear of childbirth.
Peccatophobia: Fear of sinning.
Pediculophobia: Fear of lice.
Pediophobia: Fear of dolls.
Pedophobia: Fear of children.
Peladophobia: Fear of bald people.
Pellagrophobia: Fear of pellagra.
Peniaphobia: Fear of poverty.
Pentheraphobia: Fear of mother-in-law.
Phagophobia: Fear of swallowing or of eating or of being eaten.
Phalacrophobia: Fear of becoming bald.
Phallophobia: Fear of a penis, esp erect.
Pharmacophobia: Fear of taking medicine.
Phasmophobia: Fear of ghosts.
Phengophobia: Fear of daylight or sunshine.
Philemaphobia or Philematophobia: Fear of kissing.
Philophobia: Fear of falling in love or being in love.
Philosophobia: Fear of philosophy.
Phobophobia: Fear of phobias.
Photoaugliaphobia: Fear of glaring lights.
Photophobia: Fear of light.
Phonophobia: Fear of noises or voices or one's own voice; of telephones
Phronemophobia: Fear of thinking.
Phthiriophobia: Fear of lice.
Phthisiophobia: Fear of tuberculosis.
Placophobia: Fear of tombstones.
Plutophobia: Fear of wealth.
Pluviophobia: Fear of rain or of being rained on.
Pneumatiphobia: Fear of spirits.
Pnigophobia or Pnigerophobia: Fear of choking of being smothered.
Pocrescophobia: Fear of gaining weight
Pogonophobia: Fear of beards.
Poliosophobia: Fear of contracting poliomyelitis.
Politicophobia: Fear or abnormal dislike of politicians.
Polyphobia: Fear of many things.
Poinephobia: Fear of punishment.
Ponophobia: Fear of overworking or of pain.
Porphyrophobia: Fear of the color purple.
Potamophobia: Fear of rivers or running water.
Potophobia: Fear of alcohol.
Pharmacophobia: Fear of drugs.
Proctophobia: Fear of rectum.
Prosophobia: Fear of progress.
Psellismophobia: Fear of stuttering.
Psychophobia: Fear of mind.
Psychrophobia: Fear of cold.
Pteromerhanophobia: Fear of flying.
Pteronophobia: Fear of being tickled by feathers.
Pupaphobia : fear of puppets Pyrexiophobia: Fear of Fever.
Pyrophobia: Fear of fire.
Radiophobia: Fear of radiation, x-rays.
Ranidaphobia: Fear of frogs.
Rectophobia: Fear of rectum or rectal diseases.
Rhabdophobia: Fear of being severely punished or beaten by a rod, or of being severely criticized. Also fear of magic wand.
Rhypophobia: Fear of defecation.
Rhytiphobia: Fear of getting wrinkles.
Rupophobia: Fear of dirt.
Russophobia: Fear of Russians.
Samhainophobia: Fear of Halloween.
Sarmassophobia: Fear of love play.
Satanophobia: Fear of Satan.
Scabiophobia: Fear of scabies.
Scatophobia: Fear of fecal matter.
Scelerophibia: Fear of bad men, burglars.
Sciophobia Sciaphobia: Fear of shadows.
Scoleciphobia: Fear of worms.
Scolionophobia: Fear of school.
Scopophobia or Scoptophobia: Fear of being seen or stared at.
Scotomaphobia: Fear of blindness in visual field.
Scotophobia: Fear of darkness.
Scriptophobia: Fear of writing in public.
Selachophobia: Fear of sharks.
Selaphobia: Fear of light flashes.
Selenophobia: Fear of the moon.
Seplophobia: Fear of decaying matter.
Sesquipedalophobia: Fear of long words.
Sexophobia: Fear of the opposite sex.
Siderodromophobia: Fear of trains, railroads or train travel.
Siderophobia: Fear of stars.
Sinistrophobia: Fear of things to the left, left-handed.
Sinophobia: Fear of Chinese, Chinese culture.
Sitophobia or Sitiophobia: Fear of food or eating.
Snakephobia: Fear of snakes.
Soceraphobia: Fear of parents-in-law.
Social Phobia: Fear of being evaluated negatively in social situations.
Sociophobia: Fear of society or people in general.
Somniphobia: Fear of sleep.
Sophophobia: Fear of learning.
Soteriophobia : Fear of dependence on others.
Spacephobia: Fear of outer space.
Spectrophobia: Fear of specters or ghosts.
Spermatophobia or Spermophobia: Fear of germs.
Spheksophobia: Fear of wasps.
Stasibasiphobia or Stasiphobia: Fear of standing or walking.
Staurophobia: Fear of crosses or the crucifix.
Stenophobia: Fear of narrow things or places.
Stygiophobia or Stigiophobia: Fear of hell.
Suriphobia: Fear of mice.
Symbolophobia: Fear of symbolism.
Symmetrophobia: Fear of symmetry.
Syngenesophobia: Fear of relatives.
Syphilophobia: Fear of syphilis.
Tachophobia: Fear of speed.
Taeniophobia or Teniophobia: Fear of tapeworms.
Taphephobia Taphophobia: Fear of being buried alive or of cemeteries.
Tapinophobia: Fear of being contagious.
Taurophobia: Fear of bulls.
Technophobia: Fear of technology.
Teleophobia: 1) Fear of definite plans. 2) Religious ceremony.
Telephonophobia: Fear of telephones.
Teratophobia: Fear of bearing a deformed child or fear of monsters or deformed people.
Testophobia: Fear of taking tests.
Tetanophobia: Fear of lockjaw, tetanus.
Teutophobia: Fear of German or German things.
Textophobia: Fear of certain fabrics.
Thaasophobia: Fear of sitting.
Thalassophobia: Fear of the sea.
Thanatophobia or Thantophobia: Fear of death or dying.
Theatrophobia: Fear of theatres.
Theologicophobia: Fear of theology.
Theophobia: Fear of gods or religion.
Thermophobia: Fear of heat.
Tocophobia: Fear of pregnancy or childbirth.
Tomophobia: Fear of surgical operations.
Tonitrophobia: Fear of thunder.
Topophobia: Fear of certain places or situations, such as stage fright.
Toxiphobia or Toxophobia or Toxicophobia: Fear of poison or of being accidently poisoned.
Traumatophobia: Fear of injury.
Tremophobia: Fear of trembling.
Trichinophobia: Fear of trichinosis.
Trichopathophobia or Trichophobia or Hypertrichophobia: Fear of hair. (Chaetophobia)
Triskaidekaphobia: Fear of the number 13.
Tropophobia: Fear of moving or making changes.
Trypanophobia: Fear of injections.
Tuberculophobia: Fear of tuberculosis.
Tyrannophobia: Fear of tyrants.
Uranophobia: Fear of heaven.
Urophobia: Fear of urine or urinating.
Vaccinophobia: Fear of vaccination.
Venustraphobia: Fear of beautiful women.
Verbophobia: Fear of words.
Verminophobia: Fear of germs.
Vestiphobia: Fear of clothing.
Virginitiphobia: Fear of rape.
Vitricophobia: Fear of step-father.
Walloonphobia: Fear of the Walloons.
Wiccaphobia: Fear of witches and witchcraft.
Xanthophobia: Fear of the color yellow or the word yellow.
Xenoglossophobia: Fear of foreign languages.
Xenophobia: Fear of strangers or foreigners.
Xerophobia: Fear of dryness.
Xylophobia: Fear of wooden objects or Forests.
Xyrophobia: Fear of razors.
Zelophobia: Fear of jealousy.
Zeusophobia: Fear of God or gods.
Zemmiphobia: Fear of the great mole rat.
Zoophobia: Fear of animals.

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Dreamt is the only English word that ends in the letters "mt".

Every time you lick a stamp, you're consuming 1/10 of a calorie.

Los Angeles's full name is "El Pueblo de Nuestra Senora la Reina de los Angeles de Porciuncula" - and can be abbreviated to 3.63% of its size: "L.A."

Peanuts are one of the ingredients of dynamite.

Polar bears are left handed.

Starfish don't have a brain.

All of the clocks in the movie "Pulp Fiction" are stuck on 4:20.

A cockroach will live nine days without it's head, before it starves to death.

A cat's urine glows under a blacklight.

Every day more money is printed for Monopoly than for the US Treasury.

The microwave was invented after a researcher walked by a radar tube and a chocolate bar melted in his pocket.

More people are killed by falling coconuts than sharks.

It's impossible to sneeze with your eyes open.

Women blink nearly twice as much as men.

In California, it's against the law to use your dirty underwear as a dust rag.

One acre of hemp will produce as much paper as four acres of trees (and can be replaced next season).

On average, 100 people choke to death on ball-point pens every year.

The chances of your dying on the trip to buy your MegaBucks ticket is greater than your chance of winning.

Hershey's Kisses are called that because the machine that makes them looks like it's kissing the conveyor belt.

A psychology student in New York rented out her spare room to a carpenter in order to nag him constantly and study his reactions. After weeks of needling, he snapped and beat her repeatedly with an axe leaving her mentally retarded.

The phrase "rule of thumb" is derived from an old English law which stated that you couldn't beat your wife with anything wider your wife with anything wider than your thumb.

Go to www.nobletitles.com to buy yourself a royal title.

The portrait of Abraham Lincoln on the penny shows him facing to the right while all other portraits of presidents on U.S. circulating coins face left.

The name Jeep came from the abbreviation used in the army for the "General Purpose" vehicle, G.P.

It's against the law to pawn your dentures in Las Vegas.

Ten percent of the Russian government's income comes from the sale of vodka.

In New Hampshire, on Sundays citizens may not relieve themselves while looking up.

No president of the United States was an only child.

If the population of China walked past you in single file, the line would never end because of the rate of reproduction.

In Cleveland, Ohio, it's illegal to catch mice without a hunting license.

The Main Library at Indiana University sinks over an inch every year because when it was built, engineers failed to take into account the weight of all the books that would occupy the building.

An ostrich's eye is bigger than it's brain.

If a statue in the park of a person on a horse has both front legs in the air, the person died in battle; if the horse has one front leg in the air, the person died as a result of wounds received in battle; if the horse has all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural causes.

The term "the whole 9 yards" came from WWII fighter pilots in the PII fighter pilots in the Pacific. When arming their airplanes on the ground, the .50 caliber machine gun ammo belts measured exactly 27 feet, before being loaded into the fuselage. If the pilots fired all their ammo at a target, it got "the whole 9 yards."

In England, the Speaker of the House is not allowed to speak.

China has more English speakers than the United States.

While in some countries the penalty for driving while intoxicated can be death, in Uruguay intoxication is a legal excuse for having an accident while driving.

Alma mater means bountiful mother.

It's debatable, but most scientists agree that glass is a liquid.